If Tumblr was a school

Math class: If A new photo set of Tom Hiddleston is released and gets rebloged 10 times a minuet how long will it take to reach 20,000 notes?
English class : How to properly kill off a main character.
Art class: Today we will learn how to make high quality gifs.
History class: You Biography of your favorite celebrity is due tomorrow, please attach multiple pictures.
Science class: Today's test is open answer over what causes your feels.
Debate class : Who is sexier Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Evans.
Computer class: Today's lesson is how to properly type asdfghjl and ways to use it.
Sex ED : smut, smut , Tom Hiddleston, smut,
Band class : okay everyone this is how you download free music
Clubs : Fandoms
Me: I feel funny. I'm going to go on WebMD and see if I can figure out what's wrong.
*five minutes later*
Me: *begins planning own funeral*